AN ELDERLY DROVER

 

SO, I WENT UP TO THE BIGGEST BLOKE, TATTOOS EVERYWHERE AND SMACKED ‘IM IN THE FACE, KICKED ‘IS BIKE OVER, RIPPED OUT ‘IS NOSE-RING, AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND.



I YELLED, “NOW, BACK OFF!! OR I’LL KICK THE CRAP OUT OF THE LOT OF YA!”



ST. PETER WAS IMPRESSED,



“WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?”



“OH, ‘BOUT A COUPLE O’ MINUTES AGO.”