“I’ll take the chair.” the Brit says So he gets strapped into the electric chair.
When they flip the switch, nothing happens! And he also gets released.
As the British prisoner passes the Aussie who’s getting pulled up next, he also whispers, “The electric chair isn’t working!”
The executioner approaches the Aussie man and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”
“Well crikey, mate! The electric chair isn’t working, so firing squad I guess!”