An 18 year old girl tells her Mum

 


 

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.


If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.’


Finally, for causing such social embarrassment and distress to you both I would like to offer $1,000,000 in compensation, my private yacht, and Gold Coast penthouse to be at your disposal at any time.


However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?’


At this point, the father, who had remained silent the entire time, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him…


“You root her again.”

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