A young woman gets nervous at dinner and this happens

  

The father again looked  at the dog and yelled, “Dammit Skippy!”

Once again the woman smiled and thought “Yes!”.  A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.  She let rip a fart that rivalled a train whistle blowing!

Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

“Dammit Skippy, get away from her before she shits on you!”