A young man and woman got married

  


“Well” she said, “I suppose now would be the right time.”


The husband unlatched the hook and peered inside.


On one side sat two crocheted dolls, and on the other, to his surprise, sat one million dollars!


“Honey, before we got married, my mother gave me this box and told me that whenever I got mad at you, I should go to the bedroom and crotchet a doll,” said the wife.


The husband was thrilled and thankful.


He absolutely couldn’t believe his wife had only been mad at him two times!


“That is amazing!” said the husband to his wife.


“Honey, I’m grateful beyond belief you’ve only been mad at me twice, but how on this earth did you manage to get one million dollars?”


“Oh, honey” said the wife, “That’s the money I got from selling the dolls.”