A woman went shopping

 

She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.

It was her husband’s phone showing the forwarded SMS.

She had taken it with the remote control so he doesn’t call her during her shopping. She bought her items and returned home happily.

*Moral: Don’t underestimate a desperate woman!*

Story continues….

On getting home, his car was gone.

A note was lying on the table.

“Couldn’t find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. I will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need anything”.

*Moral: Don’t try to control your spouse. You will always lose!*