A Very Tall Man Johnny Walks Into A Bar

  

“What’s that?” The lady questions again.

“Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV.”

Then the man drops his underwear and on his d*ck he has a tattoo that says “AIDS”.

The lady screams:

“Don’t tell me you have AIDS!”

The JOhnny replies.

“No, no. Calm down. It will say ADIDAS in a minute!”