Well, I hear the guy go into the bathroom, and I hear water running for a long time.
I figure maybe he’s gonna take a bath or something, when all of a sudden, the jerk pours a pitcher of scalding hot water out of the window right on top of my head.
I mean, look at this, I got second degree burns all over my scalp and shoulders!
“The bartender says, “Oh man, that would have pissed me off for sure.”
“No, that didn’t really bother me. Next, the guy starts slamming the window shut over and over on my hands.
I mean, look at my fingers. They’re a bloody mess. I can hardly hold this glass.
“The bartender looks at the guy’s hands and says, “Yeah, buddy, I can understand why you are so upset.”
“No, that wasn’t what really pissed me off.”The bartender then asks in exasperation,
“Well, then, what did finally piss you off?”
“Well, I was hanging there and I turned around and looked down, and I was only about 6 inches off the ground!”