A Senior Gentleman Accidentally Overturned His Golf Cart

 

She was so pretty and very , very persuasive. He was weak.

“Well, OK,” he finally agreed.

After a couple of Scotch and sodas, he thanked her and said,

“I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now.”

“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile, letting her robe fall slightly more open.

“Stay for a while. Your wife won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”

He replied, “Still under the cart, I suppose.”