A pissed-off wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar



His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.


 


“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered, “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff!”


 


“Well, there you go,” cried the husband.


 


“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”