A Military Officer Found A Talking Frog.

 

I’ll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride The retired officer looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully and placed it in his shirt pocket.

The frog said, ‘What, are you nuts? Didn’t you hear what I said ?’ I said, ‘Kiss me, and I will be your beautiful bride.‘

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said Nah. At my age, I’d rather have a talking frog.’