A Man Is Driving Along A Highway.


The blonde says. “Don’t worry.”

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down and sprays the contents on him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves a paw at them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns, and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands.

“What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny??”

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says..

(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)

“Hair Spray: Restores life to dead hair and adds a permanent wave.”