A man goes skydiving for the first time.

 

he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going up.

Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver – by this time scared out of his wits – yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"

The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"