She replied “My br**sts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning.
“He knew he was not going to get lucky that night.
The following night was the same, she stood there wearing the black panties and he was in his birthday suit but now he was wearing a black protection on his manhood.
She looked at him and asked, “What’s with the black ballon?
He replied, “I want to offer my deepest condolences.