A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus

 



"Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.



Then she moved and sat under a sign that said "Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.



Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said "William's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.


BUT, your Honor, when she moved for the fourth time and sat under the sign that said "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"..


..I just lost it......."CASE DISMISSED!!"