A kid walks into a store and asks for a job.

 


"Yeah." Says the owner. "You plant that grass seed, you're gonna have a lot of grass to cut. You might want to get a lawn mower too."

The customer thinks it's a great idea and agrees. The owner sells him the grass seed and the lawn mower and the customer leaves.

The owner turns to the kid and says. "See that? That's selling! The guy wanted some grass seed and I sold him a lawn mower too! You think you can do that?"

The kid says. "Yeah i can do that."

So the owner says. "Great. Next customer comes in is yours. I'll just stand here quietly and watch. We'll see how you do."

A few minutes pass by and another customer comes in.

The kid says. "Can I help you?"

The customer says. "Yes. I'd like to buy a box of Tampax for my wife."

"No problem." Says the kid as he reaches for the box of Tampax. "Do you think you might want a lawn mower with that?"

"Lawn mower?" Says the customer.

"Yeah." Says the kid. "You're not going to be doing anything else for the next 7 days, you might as well cut the grass!"..