A Farmer Was Trying To Sell His Farm

 

the farmer drives into the woods and sees the man still tied to the tree.

His skin is pale white like a ghost, covered in sweat and he’s shaking so hard he is almost convulsing.

The farmer runs to his side asking WHAT HAPPENED, was it bugs, mosquitoes or bees, what happened.

The man replies in a quavering voice,

“No, nothing like that, but doesn’t that baby calf over there has a mother?