Mrs Jones told her pastor

 

The umpteenth time Mrs Jones told her pastor,

“I’m so scared! My husband says he’s going to kill me if I continue to come to your church.”

“Yes, yes, my child,” replied the pastor, tired of hearing this before.

“I will continue to pray for you, Mrs Jones have faith – the Lord will watch over you.”

“Oh yes, he has kept me safe thus far, only.”

“Only what, my child?”

“Now he says if I keep coming to your church, he’s going to kill YOU!”

“Well,” said the pastor.

“Perhaps it’s time to check out that little church on the other side of town.”

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