A old lady called the newspaper office

 

An irate old lady called the newspaper office loudly demanding to know where her Sunday paper was.

“Madam,” said the newspaper employee, “Today is Saturday.

The Sunday edition is not delivered until tomorrow, Sunday.”

There was a long pause on the other end of the line.

Then she was heard to mutter, “Well, darn, that explains why no one was at church this morning.”

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