A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book


 

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.


The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father!


The little boy replied, 'My Daddy is also a father, but he doesn't wear his collar like that!


The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many!


The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'


The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.


*The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar.*

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