Two old timers Bill and Ted


Two old timers Bill and Ted, are out in the woods hunting deer, having a few beers and remembering days gone by.

Suddenly Bill clutches his chest “Aaarh my heart, I think I’m dying, help Ted” and down he goes, out cold no pulse.

Ted grabs his phone and hits 911 “help, I’m in the woods and my pal just dropped dead, what should I do?”.

The operator answers “OK sir don’t panic, first thing to do is make sure he’s actually dead”

“OK give me a second”


“Right, now he’s definitely dead…what next?”.

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