Arthur was having a walk and he saw a procession. First, he saw two coffins.
After that, he saw a man holding a rottweiler dog, followed by a really long line, only with men.
When the procession stopped, Arthur went to that man and asked:
What happened? Who died?
Well, it was my wife! My dog killed her!
Seriously? Who was the other person?
It’s my mother in law! She tried to save my wife, but she also died!
Arthur thinks for a little bit, and he asks the man:
May I borrow your dog?
If you want to borrow my dog, go to the line!