A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and
offered her a lift which she accepted.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her habit to open and reveal a lovely leg.
The priest had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily
slid his hand up her leg.
The nun looked at him and immediately said: “Father, remember Psalm 129?”
The priest was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his
hand.
Changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said: “Father, Psalm 129?”