A Note To His Wife

 

Joe woke up one morning and looked for his wife, but his wife wasn’t there.


She had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen.


Joe was afraid he might spoil ‘the moment’ by getting up, so he called his little boy and sent this note to his wife:


THE TENT POLE IS UP,

THE CANVAS IS SPREAD,

THE HELL WITH BREAKFAST,

COME BACK TO BED.


The wife answered the note and sent it back by the boy. It read:


TAKE THE TENT POLE DOWN

PUT THE CANVAS AWAY

THE MONKEY HAD A HEMORRHAGE

NO CIRCUS TODAY.


So he sent another note down. It read:


THE TENT POLE’S STILL UP

AND THE CANVAS STILL SPREAD ...


Click To Read More >

Previous Post Next Post