stories ; A Man Decides To Leave His Wife – Her Reply Is Priceless

 



Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever.  I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.


 


These last 2 weeks have been hell.  Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.  Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.


 


You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.  You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife.


 


Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.


 


Your EX-Husband.


 


P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!


 


 


Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.  It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been.


 


I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping.  Too bad that didn’t work.


 


I DID notice when you got a haircut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment.


 


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