Paddy Bought A Donkey From A Farmer.


Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100

The next day the donkey died.

Farmer: Sorry to hear about the donkey.

Paddy: No problem. I’ll just have my money back.

Farmer: I’ve spent it

Paddy: Ok. I’ll raffle him off.

Farmer: You can’t raffle a dead donkey!

Paddy: Watch me! I just won’t tell anybody that he’s dead.

A month later the farmer bumped into Paddy.

Farmer: What happened to that dead donkey?


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