Joke Of Today: This Is Hilarious



Free to a good home... Sweet, loving, well behave..... Oh hell, I cannot even type that with a straight face... 

Let's try this again.

For the love of all that is holy, someone please save me from this tiny furbearing demon! His given human name is "Scout". But I believe that his feline name translates into "HellPuss- Destroyer of Christmas trees, Bane of chihuahuas, Defiler of furniture, and Toe chewer." 

I am not sure exactly how old he is, but I think that he was spewed forth from the 7th plane of Hades approximately 4 to 5 months ago to assist in paving the way for the coming of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. 

He will eat any catfood offered but I think he survives on cheap whiskey, buffalo wings, black coffee and the souls of the innocent.

He gets along wonderfully with my son's dog. Only because he has pummeled the poor animal into submission repeatedly over the past few months. (I think he watches MMA when I am not home in order to hone his fighting skills.)

He likes sleeping wherever he damn well pleases. Especially on the dining room table, at dinner time, as you are trying to eat....


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