This is a letter from a man to his wife.
Dear wife,
I am writing this letter to tell you that I am leaving you forever. I’ve been a good person to you for 7 years and I have nothing to show for it. These are the last 2 weeks
it was hell.
Your boss called me and said you quit today and that was the last straw. Advertisement Last week, you came home with a new haircut, cooked your favorite meal, and didn’t even notice that you were wearing a brand new pair of silk boxers.
2 minutes later you ate and watched all your soaps and went straight to sleep. You won’t tell me you love me anymore; You don’t want Sex or anything that binds us together as husband and wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; anyway i’m off…
Your ex-husband...