A man walked into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him

 


As he sat down, the waitress came over and asked for their orders.

The man said, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke.”

Then he turned to the ostrich and asked, “What’s yours?”

“I’ll have the same,” said the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returned with the order saying, “That will be $6.40 please.”

So the man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich came again and the man said, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke.”

Then the ostrich said, “I’ll have the same.”

Once again the man reached into his pocket and paid with exact change.

This became a routine until late one evening, the two entered again.

“The usual?” asked the waitress.

“No, it is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and salad,” said the man.

“Same for me,” said the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress came with the order and said, “That will be $12.62.”

Once again the man pulled the exact change out of his pocket and placed it on the table.

The waitress couldn’t hold back her curiosity any longer.

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