A man walks into a bar and hears piano music.
He looks at the piano and can’t see anyone sitting there, so he walks over and discovers a foot-tall man standing on the piano bench playing the tune of Dixie-Girl.
The man thought that this was strange so he goes over to the bartender and asks where the man came from.
“Here,” says the bartender, handing the man a genie lamp, “rub this.”
So the man rubs the lamp and out comes this genie.
“What do you wish for?” asks the genie.
“A million bucks,” the man states, quite sure of himself.
“Granted.” And the genie claps his hands and disappeared back into the lamp.