Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye.
His father sees it and says, “Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?”
“But Dad, it wasn`t my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers.
We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her back.
I reached over and pulled it out. That`s when she hit me!”
“Johnny,” the father said. “You don`t do those kind of things to women.”
Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue.
Johnny`s father said, “Johnny, I thought we had a talk!”
“But Dad,” Johnny said, “It wasn`t my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers.