Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage.
One of the men says, “I have it the worst.
My prudish wife won’t sleep with me more than once a month!.
She refuses!” The other men shake their heads.
One of them asks, “what did you do about it?”
The man says “I slept with that horny blonde over there by the pool table.
Unlike my wife, she’ll do anything.” The men laugh.
The second man says, “You think that’s bad?
My uptight wife won’t even sleep with me once a year!”
The other men shake their heads and one of them asks, “so, what did you do about it?”