The man is equating his wife in a crazy way


One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed.   We were 

fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly 

says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”   I said, 

“WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?”   Then she uttered the 

words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear… “You’re just 

not in touch enough with my emotional needs as a woman, for me to 

satisfy your physical needs as a man.”   She saw my puzzled look 

and said, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not for what I do 

in the bedroom?”   Realizing that nothing was going to happen that 

night, I went to sleep.   The very next day I decided to take the day 

off work to spend time with her.  We went out to a nice lunch and 

then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.   

walked around with her while she tried on several different very 

expensive outfits.  She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told 

her “we’ll just buy them all”.   She wanted new shoes to compliment 

her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit.   We went to 


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