A grandson asked his grandpa one question while on the way back from school.
Grandson: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
Grandpa thought for a minute and simplified the explanation like this.
Grandpa: Listen young one, a wife is like a TV and a girlfriend is like a phone.
At home you watch TV, but when you go out you take your phone.
Sometimes you enjoy TV, but most of the time, you play with your phone.
TV is pretty much free for life, but for the phone, if you don’t pay, the services will be terminated.