A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts.
So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says,
“Okay I’d like you to point to wherever it hurts”.
So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, “Here. Ow.”
She then pokes her arm and says, “Here. Ow.”
She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.