Once there were two twins, Joe and John.
Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat.
It so happened that John’s wife died the same day that Joe’s boat sank.
A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.
She said, ‘I’m sorry to hear about your loss.
You must just feel terrible.’
Joe, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said,
‘Heck no in fact is I’m sort of glad to be rid of her.
She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning.
Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish.
She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big privates in the front too.