Romantic Birthday Surprise


 During lunch at work, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn’t).


When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly, “Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight.”


He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.


He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.


The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.


It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump!


I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously.


Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more.


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