A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices

 that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at

 her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re

 as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you

 get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m

 sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would

 find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that…

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