A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past.
The lizard looks up and says, “Hey, what are you doing?”
The monkey says, “Smoking a joint. Come up and join me.”
So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they have another joint.
After a while, the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls in.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.
He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?”