Why The Hell Are You Gonna Jump?


A group of Sydney bikers were riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the police officer who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and said:

“Hey Baby. Whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”

She said tearfully: “I’m going to jump”.

While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive’, George didn’t want to miss this ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either, so he asked: “Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe… why don’t you give ol’ George here your best last kiss?”


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