Two Women Walking Home After Night Out

 

Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee.


The first woman has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her underwear and tosses it.


Her friend, however, finds a ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that.


The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second woman’s husband, furious:


“My wife came home last night without her panties!”


“That’s nothing,” says the other.


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