A man and his wife were on a driving holiday and looking for a hotel for the night.
When they found one the manager said, “Yes, we have vacancies, it will cost £100 each for the night.”
That was a well outside their budget, so they politely turned the offer down and asked if there was anywhere cheaper in the vicinity.
The manager replied, “Yes, in fact there is an old hotel just up the road and it’s only £25 each but, I’ll warn you now, there have been many reports of the place being haunted”.