Susan Went To Her Grandparents’ House.
On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Susan went straight to her grandparents’ house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, he had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.
Horrified, Susan told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having make love would surely be asking for trouble.
“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny.
“Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.