The husband plopped down on the couch to watch the footy on the tele’ and told his wife:
“Get me a beer before it starts!”
The wife sighed and got him a beer.
Ten minutes later, he said: “Get me another beer before it starts!”
She looked cross, but fetched another beer and slammed it down next to him.
He finished that beer and said:
“Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute!”
The wife was furious...