Clean Joke: A policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were training to become detectives

 


A policeman was testing three Dumb brothers who were training to become detectives.

 


To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guy a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it.


 


“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”


 


The first guy answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”


 


The policeman says, “Well… uh… that’s because the picture I showed is his side profile.”


 


Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”


 


The second guy smiles and says, “Ha! He’d be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!”


 


The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it’s a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?”


 


Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”


 

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