ONE DAY LITTLE JOHNNY COMES IN FROM THE PLAYGROUND AND WRITES THE WORD “PEN!$” ON THE BOARD IN A BLOCK LETTER VERY SMALL.
SO THE TEACHER COMES IN AND ERASES IT AND LOOKS AROUND THE CLASS FOR A GUILTY FACE.
SO THE NEXT DAY HE DOES IT AGAIN BUT BIGGER AND IT’S TAKING UP HALF OF THE BOARD
SO SHE ERASES IT AND LOOKS AROUND THE CLASS FOR A GUILTY FACE AND DOESN’T FIND ONE.
SO FINALLY THE THIRD DAY LITTLE JOHNNY WRITE PEN!$ ON THE BOARD IN ...