Found on the Refrigerator One Morning :
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old, can no longer satisfy.
I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter,
I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset......
I shall be home before midnight.
When the man came home late that night he found the following letter on the dining table.
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 57 years old.