Mike Tried To Follow His Father's Advice.


Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said,

Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,

‘Here – try these on.’

She did and said,

‘These are too big, I can’t wear them.’

I replied,

‘Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’

‘Ever since that night we never had any problems.’

‘Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,


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