Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said,
Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said,
‘Here – try these on.’
She did and said,
‘These are too big, I can’t wear them.’
I replied,
‘Exactly, I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’
‘Ever since that night we never had any problems.’
‘Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen,
