Guy gets even with his wife in a crazy way

 

One evening last week, my wife and I got into bed.

We were fooling around, the passion started to heat up, when she suddenly says: “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”


I said, “WHAT? Then what was all that about?!?”


Then she uttered the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear…


“You’re just not in touch enough with my emotional needs as a woman, for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.”


She saw my puzzled look and said, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not for what I do in the bedroom?”


Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.


The very next day I decided to take the day off work to spend time with her.  We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store.


I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.  She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her “we’ll just buy them all”.


She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit...

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