A beautiful girl goes into a bar and sits down next to an elderly guy that’s so homely looking, he hasn’t had a date in over a year, also, he’s sooooo dumb that one night he slept with a ruler next to his head to see how long he slept:
So he figures that he has absolutely no chance in the world to score a date with this ravishing buxom girl.
Then suddenly she strikes up a conversation with him and soon they become rather chummy.
It starts to get late and the bartender calls out the last drink for alcohol, then the girl leans over to the guy and says…
